If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a panda
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a daybed
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal
If I were a flower, I’d be a hibiscus
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sweater weather
If I were a colour, I’d be indigo
If I were an emotion, I’d be exuberant
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon
If I were an element, I’d be water
If I were a place, I’d be a coffee/book shop
If I were a taste, I’d be pink lemonade
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla
If I were an object, I’d be pencil
If I were a song, I’d be The Cedar Room by Doves
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be running shoes
Look at this contouring god
They should legit teach makeup at Hogwarts because this is some goddamn witchcraft.
I need to work on my contouring, so serious
Rugrats was deep.
2014 is amazing
I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you’d lost your way.
I did lose my way.
But you found it again. And you did it by yourself.
What you did to me is in my head. And I will find it.
Okay but let’s get something straight: Mary didn’t just try to kill Sherlock once. Right here, at this very moment, we have a proof she would do it again. I really don’t know if there’s anything else you need to know about her.
I wish we could see John’s face during this moment. His wife is pulling a gun on him. His wife who he thought was ordinary, is pulling a gun on him whilst intending to shoot his best friend. John, my poor John, I need to hug you or something.
This is what I keep saying, people.
Jeremy Scott SS14 Beauty
Hannibal: *screams from mountain top* I EAT PEOPLEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Jack Crawford at the bottom of the mountain: *screams back* YOU EAT PINEAPPLE? ME TOO!!
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A DORA GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
EVERYTIME I SEE THIS THERE IS A NEW GIF AND I HAVE TO REBLOG IT
THE BEST THING ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR POST IS THAT THE OP’S COMMENT WAS ORIGINALLY ‘THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF’ HAHA WHO CHANGED IT TO DORA