Glamour finally speaking my language
FICS BEFORE DICKS
petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor
petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life."
Yes time flies by,
And I wish you were here
what makes guardians of the galaxy so good is that they’re mostly assholes and fully acknowledge that
everytime there’s supposed to be a sweet or dramatic moment
they ruin it
because they’re assholes
Take this to your grave songs are so raw and deep like
Go ahead. Do your worst.
this is either gonna be a terrible decision on my part or nothing’s gonna happen haha
I’ll only post the successful ones.
I’ll post everything I need something to do
This is literally the cutest thing ever and this is a topic very close to my heart, as I adopted my kitten from the Humane Society. :-)
im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school
[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit
If I were a month, I’d be October
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Tuesday
If I were a planet, I’d be Venus
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sea star
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a daybed
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal
If I were a flower, I’d be a hibiscus
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be sweater weather
If I were a colour, I’d be indigo
If I were an emotion, I’d be exuberant
If I were a fruit, I’d be a watermelon
If I were an element, I’d be water
If I were a place, I’d be a coffee/book shop
If I were a taste, I’d be pink lemonade
If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla
If I were an object, I’d be pencil
If I were a song, I’d be The Cedar Room by Doves
If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be running shoes
Look at this contouring god
They should legit teach makeup at Hogwarts because this is some goddamn witchcraft.
I need to work on my contouring, so serious
Rugrats was deep.
2014 is amazing